The Introverted Army

from Hopefully Funny Songs, 2014 by Trevor Strong

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It is time for us to strike.
At, least, it will be as soon as we've carefully weighed the options.

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THE INTROVERTED ARMY

Did you hear that? Probably not
It was an introvert having a thought
Might wonder why nothing came out
Well, an introvert can have a thought without moving his mouth

But the world is run by people
Who judge the value of a thought by its strength in decibels
So in the quiet we ruminate
But soon the introverted army just might retaliate

CHORUS
The introverted army, no chants, cheers or drumming
We’re going to take the world ‘cause they’ll never hear us coming
The introverted army, marching at our own pace
Alone or in small groups with lots of personal space

Yes we have suffered, had to survive
Group work in school,n’ team building exercises
Dragged to parties then left alone
To spend the evening in the bathroom looking at our phones

Now in basements and in backyards
The introverts are thinking hard
Soon we shall strike, but not quite yet
We need a little longer to ponder and reflect

CHORUS

BRIDGE
They’ll be no more small talk or office Christmas parties
No one will interrupt us while we’re busy with our hobbies

So join me quietly, but first of all
Think it through in your journal
On second thought?—it’d just be a pain
If we ruled we’d have to listen to everyone complain

CHORUS

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from Hopefully Funny Songs, 2014, track released May 8, 2014
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