It is time for us to strike.
At, least, it will be as soon as we've carefully weighed the options.
lyrics
THE INTROVERTED ARMY
Did you hear that? Probably not
It was an introvert having a thought
Might wonder why nothing came out
Well, an introvert can have a thought without moving his mouth
But the world is run by people
Who judge the value of a thought by its strength in decibels
So in the quiet we ruminate
But soon the introverted army just might retaliate
CHORUS
The introverted army, no chants, cheers or drumming
We’re going to take the world ‘cause they’ll never hear us coming
The introverted army, marching at our own pace
Alone or in small groups with lots of personal space
Yes we have suffered, had to survive
Group work in school,n’ team building exercises
Dragged to parties then left alone
To spend the evening in the bathroom looking at our phones
Now in basements and in backyards
The introverts are thinking hard
Soon we shall strike, but not quite yet
We need a little longer to ponder and reflect
CHORUS
BRIDGE
They’ll be no more small talk or office Christmas parties
No one will interrupt us while we’re busy with our hobbies
So join me quietly, but first of all
Think it through in your journal
On second thought?—it’d just be a pain
If we ruled we’d have to listen to everyone complain
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